New York City is a wonderful place for Halloween. There’s the parade, masquerade parties and the general lot of freaks in the streets. You can’t tell who’s in costume and who’s dressed as a silver cowboy for tips?

I saw some far-out shit last night. These were my favorites:

Sexy cat

Skanky hamster

Slutty Polyphonic Spree

The cast of “Who’s the Boss” minus Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano

5,401 Puerto Rican guys dressed as the killer from Scream

Rapist (didn’t see his costume last night but heard about him on the news)

Black John Tesh

A beaker of Eskimo urine (so clever)

Hobo

Happy Halloween!

I produced and co-wrote online video segments during a month-long journey across the country in search of keys. Check out more on Mark’s site.

“Michelob Light for the winner!!!” An 80’s ad anthem encouraging yuppies to deny exhaustion and go all out for one more game of racketball, tennis or Wax-the-Porche 944, simply with the prospect of being bought a crappy light beer. I remember seeing those commercials as a kid thinking, “Why don’t they let kids drink that stuff? Maybe I’d be more inspired to GO FOR IT instead of playing Atari and eating Twizzlers all day. I could be a master of algebra or lead singer of my own Night Ranger cover band. It wasn’t until I was 19 that I had my first Michelob Light and realized that those commercials were lying. I didn’t want to kick ass at racketball for another one, I wanted to smoke a cigarette. Maybe I needed to hear that song while I was drinking.

Your move, Drew.