Bobby Tisdale and I used to perform lots of funny sketches under the name Llama Toe..

Here are a couple.

My once writing partner Albertina and I used to write a column called “Tooshay”. Kind of a smart-assy “he said/she said” thing. Here are a couple of them..

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Saw this outside friend’s apartment.

Does your 1 1/2 year-old need a dose of discipline? Is he or she constantly muttering unintelligible things to you like “juice pweez” and “need go poddy”? How’s her confidence? Does she cower in the face of street danger? And how’s his focus? Is he constantly staring out the window when you’re talking to him about politics?

Well this poster I saw on 23rd St. for the Professional Tae Kwon Do School for Children might be the answer to your child’s problems. Time for Junior to start earning some respect in the sandbox.

Check out Matty B if you need a one-douchebag band for your wedding.

Gatorade had Michael Jordan, Priceline had Shatner, and now…..

BRAIN has this guy.

The strategists for BRAIN wanted Manson but apparently couldn’t negotiate a day pass, so after combing the audience of an Animal Collective show, BRAIN’s new poster boy was discovered. And boy does he make an impact. For me, after seeing what a 24-pack of whip-its for lunch can do to one’s general appearance, I went home and read Atlas Shrugged twice just to give the old egg a needed workout. Thanks BRAIN guy for reminding me that I like shirts. By the way, for those who disappointed their parents by not becoming doctors or lawyers, please forward them this picture to remind them that you didn’t become this.

BRAIN. Because the mind is a terrible thing to wear around your neck.

NBC is really making a mess of late night, no? Kinda wish Conan would bring it back home. Here’s his studio at 30 Rock after he cleared his things (btw it now belongs to Dr. Oz- sad). I snuck in and clipped this shot a few months ago when I was doing a job for Jimmy Fallon across the hall.