I was on this wonderful comedy album celebrating six years of the best alt comedy scene ever in New York City. Buy it HERE. At the final show I did a tribute to the 30 Seconds of Stand-Up segment with a remix (courtesy of DJ Blue) of its catchy intro chant written by Bobby Tisdale. Take a listen..

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Puking. A St. Patrick’s Day tradition. (more…)

Okay call me Richard Beltzer, but after passing this crime scene yesterday, I deduced that some pretty sleazy shit had gone down. I could not however be 100% positive. All I had was a Lexus with a smashed rear window parked on the curb next to a fire hydrant. I needed better evidence that douchebaggery had been afoot.

So I peeked into the front window and lo and behold, hanging from the rear view mirror was the missing piece to the puzzle.

That’s right, it’s an Ed Hardy air freshener. Musta been a helluva meth binge.
(btw, what does an Ed Hardy air freshener smell like? I’m guessing coconut and sperm.)