New York City is a wonderful place for Halloween. There’s the parade, masquerade parties and the general lot of freaks in the streets. You can’t tell who’s in costume and who’s dressed as a silver cowboy for tips?

I saw some far-out shit last night. These were my favorites:

Sexy cat

Skanky hamster

Slutty Polyphonic Spree

The cast of “Who’s the Boss” minus Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano

5,401 Puerto Rican guys dressed as the killer from Scream

Rapist (didn’t see his costume last night but heard about him on the news)

Black John Tesh

A beaker of Eskimo urine (so clever)

Hobo

Happy Halloween!