Almost 10 years ago, Andrea Rosen and I created this weirdness.
I WROTE THIS. (for shame)
From time to time, I collaborate with acclaimed cartoonist, Harry Bliss, and we concept ideas for cartoon panels. Here are some that have landed in publications including The New Yorker, Boston Globe, LA Times and Chicago Tribune. Enjoie!
Here of some of the weird and disgusting challenges I wrote for Season 4 of Mtv’s Silent Library.
VELCRO RIP (carried out by the Jersey Shore cast)
VELCRO RIP (carried out by the Jersey Shore cast)
CROC LICK
FARM FEED
CAULK BUTTON
Bushwick Boys Episode 1: Holidays – watch more funny videos
I was on this wonderful comedy album celebrating six years of the best alt comedy scene ever in New York City. Buy it HERE. At the final show I did a tribute to the 30 Seconds of Stand-Up segment with a remix (courtesy of DJ Blue) of its catchy intro chant written by Bobby Tisdale. Take a listen..
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Bobby Tisdale and I used to perform lots of funny sketches under the name Llama Toe..
Here are a couple.
On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon I’ve fought in cage matches against other large mustaches. I’ve played the role of large mustache for 80’s Dr. J, Geraldo Rivera, Carlos Santana, John Oates and Wilfred Brimley.
Check it out at NBC.com
WARNING: RATED PG-34
Bruce Bonneville
Fisher Vs. Slate: Love All
I coach SNL’s Jenny Slate in tennis.
Bridge Bash
It was the biggest party in the history of biggest parties. I play garbageman #1 and provide VO leading up to Sir Paul Rudd. Also look out for Ethan Hawke, Sam Rockwell, Billy Crudup, Elizabeth Banks, David Wain, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Justin Long, Josh Charles and Peter Dinklage.Beer
My editor spelled the word “believe” wrong.The Pleaser Twins
Directed by Jason Woliner of Human Giant and Parks and Rec. Look for cameos by Ed Helms, Zach Galifinakis and Allison Becker among others.Lift Ticket to Ride
VH1 promo (not my real hair)
I’m a talking head!
Sarah Unice left Pittsfield, Ohio when she was seventeen. The confused daughter of white people, Sarah struggled her entire life to develop her own style. She knew the second she peeled open her first “Dynamite” magazine.. read more…
I just turned 30 years old. Turning 30 is not so bad for some people. I, however, am having a difficult time with it. All of the sudden, I’m old, and what do I have to show for it? A futon couch and 400 compact discs. read more…
College. The greatest six years of a young person’s life. I finished in four- chalk it up to high standards.
College for me, however, was hardly four years of Pulitzer-worthy lab reports and acclaimed creative writing. In fact, in my sophomore year, I failed Geography. read more…
1. It’s important to always be yourself, except on Halloween.
2. Do not focus on journey’s end. Focus on the hits they made when they were together.
3. When you’re feeling nauseas, eat jellybeans. Makes vomiting beautiful.
click bottle for magic
I was recently online-shopping for music when I came across a fun featurette in the iTunes Music Store: Celebrity Playlists! If you’re interested in learning more about the musical tastes of mammoth superstars like Bill Bellamy, Mindy Cohn and Richard Marx, then you’ll have a blast surfing through these compilations. The celebrities list their favorite songs and why they cherish each track. For instance, and I’m not making this up, Track 14 on Sammy Hagar’s playlist is “High and Dry Again” by Sammy Hagar and the Waboritas. He says it’s his “favorite sex song.” Now we can all agree, there’s no better love-making music than Sammy Hagar, but can you imagine the extra pleasure experienced if you actually were Sammy Hagar (not to mention if you were a Waborita). Who even needs to partner up, right Sammy?
After several hours of playlist perusing, I came across a particularly eclectic assemblage of music offered by the sublime Britney Spears. Here’s what America’s favorite part-time MILF posted as her ultimate musical grab bag.
After several hours of playlist perusing, I came across a particularly eclectic assemblage of music offered by the sublime Britney Spears. Here’s what America’s favorite part-time MILF posted as her ultimate musical grab bag.
Every New Year’s Eve, before I put on my party shoes and hit the bowling alley, I retreat to a quiet spot under my bed, summon my will (on loan from God), and come up with a resolution. I write down this resolution and promise myself to abide by it throughout the upcoming year – no ifs, ands, or…well…no ifs or ands. Over the years, I have kept a fairly accurate record of my New Year’s resolutions. Recently I compiled a list of these resolutions from birth to the present. Here they are: read more…
